tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71132225776592463542024-03-13T13:39:10.033-07:00The Blog Of Nerdy AwesomenessHello there! Welcome to my Blog! This Blog focuses on entertaining and is for leisure purposes only. I am just a teenager whom is crazy about books and all sorts of nerdy, intellectual things. Basically, the opposite of your "typical" teenager. If you were looking for boy bands and feeds on Justin Bieber, you came to the wrong place mate! Anyways, I got a little carried away, so Welcome!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-15449529406019485992015-05-08T22:46:00.001-07:002015-05-08T22:46:27.137-07:00I'M BACK CHICAS. I realized something: You can hardly call yourself something you don't do on a regular, or that you abandon.<br />
For example: You can't call yourself a swimmer when you don't swim. You can't call yourself a writer when you don't write.<br />
And sadly, you can't call yourself a blogger, when in fact, you don't blog.<br />
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Isn't that sad? Well guess what, I'm not abandoning this blog anymore! I'm not leaving it like a kid lost in a supermarket, clinging to someone else's leg without realization.<br />
<br />SO BE PREPARED. FOR THE BIGGER, BETTER AND IMPROVED BLOG EXPERIENCE!<br />
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<i>SIKE</i>, it's still the same low-grade quality trash, however it's trash on a regular! YAY!<br />
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(AW GINGER CUMBERBATCH?!)<br />
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In case you're wondering why I was gone for so long, I was really busy, with school and <i>PSSHT</i> living a life. (Let's all be Netflix Hermits)<br />
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Anyways, welcome back to the Grand Re-Opening of my blooogg y'all.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-85992719265754023972015-04-01T08:26:00.001-07:002015-04-01T08:26:40.268-07:00I'm a legit book reviewerLove the first two pages, great colour scheme. I'm legit. 8/8 Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-32884040082881040962015-02-15T22:34:00.000-08:002015-02-15T22:34:16.030-08:00Jon Stewart and media today.My posts are rapidly getting more and more irregular, so sorry about that. ARGH!! I'll try to be more regular, and write one satire and one serious blog per week! I promise! This week I'll be writing a more political one for you political nuts. So, yeah. Enjoy. Or don't. I'm not your mom.<br />
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It was announced that Jon Stewart is leaving <i>The Daily Show,</i> and it made me a little sad. Of course, all things must come to an end at some point, but being a teenager, there is something about The Daily Show that draws me in.<br />
The problem with politics I find, and being a collective part of youth today myself, there is no gateway. Politics are black and white, and with youth, there is no connection. Nothing is explained, the new generation is supposed to accept the way politics is wrapped up in the traditional media format "Just because that's the way it always has been".<br />
And I can sure as hell tell you that none of my friends give a rat's arse about politics. Why? Because there is no change, there is such a hierarchy in politics that we think that there is no way our voice will be heard.<br />
Not to mention how unreliable and bias some news programs that deliver this information can be.<br />
It's often associated that the new generation is less intelligent or bares less intellect just because we don't conform to how politics are, and ironically, always have been. But it's not. Frankly, <i>The Daily Show </i>and shows such as <i>The Colbert Report </i>touch us because it's more human, we don't feel like a robot is talking to the screen, blurting out arbitrary phrases. Arguably, satire is more reliable than the non-satirical and traditional way of media. That's why we enjoy it. Because it's real, and from there we can base our own opinions, but it's also not so incredibly serious, it's a mix of both.<br />
Now, News headlines are emerging saying how Jon, and figures such as himself are brainwashing the new generation! I can tell you that the youth of today aren't stupid, we're dismissed and perceived as dumbed -down. But if you're here to tell me that these shows are the shows that are brainwashing us, and not something like <i>FOX News,</i> a radical-right-winged news channel, then I'm sorry, but I have to disagree.<br />
Of course, what does my opinion matter to you, loyal viewer? It probably doesn't mean too much, but on behalf of many teenagers who agree, I have but one thing to say:<br />
<b><i>The younger audience aren't hard to understand, we just want to be heard as well, on an equal pedestal, and on the idea that our opinions matter. </i></b><br />
So yeah, the reason many young people are losing the will to vote in a working democracy, is because they think the vote won't matter. Prove us otherwise.<br />
Thank you,<br />
A random internet 15-year old.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-21739211914550968742015-01-27T22:55:00.003-08:002015-01-27T22:55:39.429-08:00Karate Kid-ding<div>
Okay so I've realized it's been a month since I've written something here, and people have actually complained about the lack of content here. <i>Not sure what's more surprising, that people read this blog, or that people actually want to read more of this blog.</i></div>
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Have you had a crappy day? Awe, I'm sorry, feel better internet stranger, for alas, behold, yet another..wait for it..</div>
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I try my best to take up Karate. I try and punch, and sound really strong GRRRR. Y'know, the usual, growl at people, shoot them angry looks. The usual. But in reality, I'm as strong and as intimidating as this:</div>
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<i>*Insert intimidating growl and awkward dance here*</i></div>
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But really, I think I look like this.</div>
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The problem with karate is, they make you do work, and work really hard. I come in here thinking I'm going to wear my gi and look as cool as Ralph Macchio, and people are going to think:</div>
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I'm actually sitting here trying to do squats, and telling my body:</div>
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<i> "No, this is not a toilet cosplay, this is just *Exercise*"</i></div>
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BE STRONG, BE A WOMAN ROAR!!! (I think Katy Perry will very much agree) This is probably the worst interpretation of the philosophy in Karate, so I apologize in advance. I love Karate, I'm just not exactly the best at it!</div>
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*Ahem, lemme say that if you're good at Karate and have mastered all these complex Katas like a boss, Kudos to you. It's a complex Martial arts. Here's a pixelated cookie, stranger:</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-16855475696459151222015-01-03T00:42:00.002-08:002015-01-03T00:42:46.263-08:00Heh. (Insomnia blog #1)It's currently 1:21 AM where I am, and insomnia has reigned it's ugly rear once more. So, what better way to use this insomnia than to write gibberish?<div>
Usually at this hour I feel like writing, but quite frankly, the idea of having a novel that is a complete and utter failure after you have poured hours of your soul into it makes me extremely regretful. Not sure why any of you would want to read about these struggles to begin with, but if you are a writer, I have one thing to say:</div>
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I have a respect for anyone who has ever written a novel. I have written around three, and it's a lot of work.</div>
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1:29 AM: Probably should get to bed, since I have to ski tomorrow morning. Aren't we as humans weird? We decide we want to run down a giant mountain on two blocks of wood and plastic, and stuff. Don't ask me I'm not a ski-builder. </div>
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1:31 AM: Okay it's pretty late now, and hey mom, I know you're going to read this and wonder why your daughter is up at such an ungodly hour writing about two blocks of wood and plastic, and yeah, I don't know either.</div>
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1:32 AM: Isn't sleep weird? It's like, for 6 to 8 hours in a 24 hour cycle we decide we have to lie still and be sort of alive but not quite, then decide it's time to contribute to society once those 8 hours are done? Well, time itself is weird. THERE IS NO REALITY. THERE IS NO TIME. SPACE. NO TIME SPACE CONTINUUM. TIME IS JUST AN ARBITRARY ILLUSION.</div>
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1:35 AM: Why is it technicians always have beards? I have never met a technician without a beard. Heh. Guess it's in the job description. Well, I guess I can never be a technician. Or I could, but then I would also be able to be in the circus as a bearded lady. </div>
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1:38 AM: So, hey, I'm going to go lie still for 6 to eight hours and commit to the illusion..Dunno how to end this, erm. Um...</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-38353346509118795522014-12-26T20:49:00.000-08:002014-12-26T20:49:06.800-08:00Huxley VS. Orwell THE BIG BATTLEHey guys! Hope you had an amazing Christmas!<br />
Today I'm going to tackle a pretty tough topic, and do some analysis on it the topic is: Aldous Huxley Vs George Orwell!<br />
Alright, let me give you some insight: George Orwell and Aldous Huxley were famous classic literature writers known for their novels on Dystopia and totalitarianism.<br />
Basically, they wrote about what they thought the world would be like in a couple decades.<br />
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Orwell had the original idea that the future would be run by one front-man, and a big corporation or government behind it. The front-man popularly known as "Big Brother". Orwell had the idea that the world would be run on a black and white schedule, with no general excitement except for the same tasks. He thought the world would be run in a way that enforcing orders included mind control, violence and repetition.<br />
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Huxley had the idea that society would be enforced in a very indirect way. They polished civilians to think everything was at it's normal state, getting a daily dose of everything in life. Arguably, a Utopia.<br />
Children were all victims of genetic-modification. Huxley created a world were the general population of people were blindsided by the big corporations and government.<br />
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Now the comparison, who of the two writers was closer to the present? Orwell wrote "1984" in 1948, all he did was switch the two last digits around. Huxley wrote "Brave New World" in 1932, a couple years before Orwell.<br />
My point of view on this? I think neither. I think both have rich senses of today, the censorship that was in both of them still exists today. I also think that both books go to different extremes. Huxley goes towards the side of censorship and utopia, while Orwell goes to obedience, and harsh consequences.<br />
(Disclaimer: My analysis may be lacking a bit on Huxley because I have researched Orwell more.)<br />
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Huxley and Orwell had ideas on the worst possible state society could be in, so they went to extremes. I think that we are starting to see censorship today, but at the same time, I'm on social media expressing myself at this very moment. We also see a lot of violence, however. That's not going to really change, and we could really go any way. But my point is, we could see something like this in the future, because right now we are at a mild stage of all these possibilities. We're at a point where there are snip-its of Orwellian, and snip-its of huxleyesque things. I think the future will hold a sort of Hux-Well kind of society.<br />
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But I think as long as people like these writers, people with hopes and ideals exist, we can keep our society in a balanced check. While things are still not perfect, (Not near perfect) we still haven't gone to such extremities. I think people rise up now, and don't tolerate these kind of things. We don't tolerate racism, there's always someone there to say something about it. What happened in Ferguson brought such an up-rise, the people spoke up. I think we're heading to a path where, although not perfect, we try and make the difference and fight for equality. So no, I don't think we are either Huxley or Orwell.<br />
Because people now condone gender roles, people are against any form of inequality, and people are losing the fear to speak up against a popular belief and change something that is wrong.<br />
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I think humankind is seeing a light at the end of the tunnel, although faint and far away, a light. It's closer than we think, and I think one day we won't have to refer to these works (Although fairly interesting) and think of these as society.<br />
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If you read all this thanks for listening to a fourteen-year-old garble about things I don't merely know enough about. Thank-you.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-90667931589470364862014-12-13T14:40:00.000-08:002014-12-13T14:40:39.052-08:00You're an arse, Kevin. This is an open letter to you, Kevin. Yeah, you. <div>
In case any of you have no idea who Kevin is, he's the guy who was operating the emergency room the day I had uncontrollable nose bleeds. Basically, I was on tumblr, and suddenly my nose turned into a shower head.</div>
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Me and my mom walk into the emergency room, and there he is. A bald man, with a smug look on his face, and those shower curtains nurses have to wear that I do not know what they are called.</div>
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Kevin: Name?</div>
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Mom: *Starts to say letters*</div>
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Kevin: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? </div>
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Me: V-I-G-N-E-A-U-L-T!</div>
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Kevin: K. And what are you here for?</div>
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Me: Well all day, I felt-</div>
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Kevin: *Interrupts me* I MEAN NOW. NOT ALL DAY.</div>
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Me: OK. I am here because I had an uncontrollable nose bleed yesterday and today.</div>
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Kevin then rolls his eyes like some sassy woman. </div>
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<br />Kevin: Um. Yeah? I don't see it bleeding right now.</div>
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GEE, WILL SOMEONE JUST GIVE THIS MAN A NOBEL PRIZE? Just, hand him a nobel prize for such insightful discoveries. Wow. Just, amazing.</div>
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Kevin: So like, why should we admit you then? Tell me why we should admit you. What are your symptoms. </div>
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This goes on for maybe 5 minutes after that. So Kevin, here's my advice: First of all, let the patients speak. Secondly, if I wouldn't have known better, maybe you would have gotten a nice demonstration of my nose bleeds on your shiny shower curtain shirt thingy..so yeah...stop that..please..</div>
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(P.S I may be the biggest hyperbole user of all time)</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-86685971164044305782014-11-26T18:19:00.001-08:002014-11-26T18:19:03.592-08:00Superhero camp womanA couple years ago I went to this superhero camp: (I was never cool, y'all.) <div>
I was the only female specimen in the entire camp. Of course, with my species threatened I decided to mark my territory. (KIDDING. KIDDING.)</div>
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I was shunned by the entire cult of pre-teen boys who enjoy reading books about buff men in spandex.</div>
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Then he came along. He was a stalky, chubby little boy. Now, not sure he was aware of the territory he was already in, because any other less creepy pick-up line would have worked. Such as:</div>
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"Hey, you look like you peed your pants can I help you to the nearest bathroom"</div>
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"Hi. You're a woman, right?"</div>
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Or this one, this one is very original and never used before:</div>
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"Hi"</div>
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Instead this boy decided to use this:</div>
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Him: Wuts a preety gurl like you doin' all alone?</div>
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Me: I dunno.</div>
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Him: Do ya have a boyfriend?</div>
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Me: No.</div>
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Him: Well, I used to have a girlfriend and well, she cheated on me wif mah best friend. They were french kissing on the stairs and I caught 'em it was terrible.</div>
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The camp director then comes and asks us how we're doing, and the guy replies:</div>
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"Oh nothing, just telling this girl about how my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend by french kissing on the stairs."</div>
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The camp director just kinda stood there with a look of horror until I finally said:</div>
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"Yeah..um. I don't really know this guy" </div>
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<br />The reasoning for this is because I left out one very important detail.</div>
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He was eleven.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-78640799415300747152014-11-18T22:19:00.000-08:002014-11-18T22:19:07.523-08:00Omg guyz we reached 2K 2,000! Yes! Man that's a lot of views, I'd like to thank everyone who takes time out of their life to waste their time here. That's awesome. And also a huge waste of time, get back to work! In short, I left a survey on the blog to see what kind of content y'all would like to waste your time viewing!<br />
And in celebration of this I wanted to do something special, so make sure you vote for whatever you want and I shall do the one with the highest votes.<br />
But I need votes so you can turn this:<br />
<img height="309" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eszw344IOC4/URZNALfLEEI/AAAAAAAAAIc/W4lGmQ7h730/s320/ForeverAlone.png" width="320" /><br />
Into this:<br />
<img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEs6ZMTepCa8SnWw6z7thaogTPYpmdKQ4S3j2imCsZnM_hqgnN" /><br />
Still creepy as heck, but at least you can see the awesome dentist work shown above^<br />
No that is not a plus side. Y'know what. Just vote, and I'll never show this meme again..<br />
But really, I just wanted to thank everyone because it's awesome that people want to see my opinions on stuff. That also means my embarassing stories have been read by 2,000 people. Anyways, I am rambling on, as Led Zeppelin once said.<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-50476636065250722012014-11-18T21:47:00.000-08:002014-11-18T21:47:52.326-08:00Chicken war. Also, did you know Chickens sounds cooler when you spell it as "Chiken"I had a dream last night, and for those of you wondering, no I have not died. I'm still here, tripping over things, walking around with my fly down, etc.<br />
So here it is, my nightmare.<br />
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We live in an apocalyptic world. A totalitarian government runs it all (Hehe, I see you Fox news.)<br />
Our parents decide to take a trip to this place between Edmonton and Mexico. (Don't ask)<br />
We take this public bus, and it's filled with people obsessed with chickens. Everyone has baskets of live chickens. So in fear that I will get my laptop stolen, I put in my bag. We arrive at this place and it's rustic as hell. We walk around, and there's nobody. Just barrels like those ones you see in movies. Not necessarily filled with anything, just there. 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Across the horizon is a town filled with chickens. I mean there is a frigen tornado of it. Beats sharknado any day. So we walk to our hotel room. (Now you must understand this chicken town is not safe). We hear a bunch of soldiers running from across some houses, and there is an elevator to the hotel. But some damn chickens are blocking it! So my dad shoves them chickens out and the elevator opens. We get to our room, and late at night we hear gunshots. Turns out there's a secret society that tries to get rid of any of the guests that come to chicken town. In short, the hotel owners were behind it, and some crazy way my dad and I managed to get our family back on the bus filled with chickens and survive. The end.<br />
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It taunts me.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-29310958624618711062014-10-30T20:55:00.000-07:002014-10-30T20:57:00.034-07:00AN EPIDEMIC OF AMBITIONEvery day I wake up with ambitions bigger than myself: Becoming a human rights lawyer, publishing a book, fighting for the rights of those without them.<br />
People always ask me why I have these ambitions, especially at a young age. And the answer is simple:<br />
Why not?<br />
What are we living for if it's not to make the world better than it was yesterday? So many of us take every day for granted, the privileges we have soon thought as nuisances.<br />
Something we take for granted so much is having a voice. I'm sitting here by my computer screen typing out what I think, and I can still do it without taking a bullet to the head. I have a right to speak my mind. And so should everyone else on this planet. (Sorry Aliens).<br />
What I'm saying here is, don't ever let anyone tell you you're too ambitious. Because ambition is what fuels this world.<br />
Every day I see this world desperate for change, getting to the point where they care to do nothing at all. You can do anything you want! If it takes you halfway across the world to get there, it doesn't matter, because what else are we living for other than doing good? So today I ask you one question:<br />
<br />
What do you want to do?<br />
<br />
It's a simple question. Do what you want, because the world needs more ambition. Step on the peddle and fuel this world that we live in. Inspire. Ambition is contagious so let's start an epidemic.<br />
An epidemic of ambition. Let's be known as the generation that changed it all for the better!<br />
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So now I ask,<br />
<span style="font-size: large;">WHAT WILL YOU DO?</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-53740741538557468102014-10-30T10:44:00.002-07:002014-10-30T10:44:49.982-07:00WHY. PEOPLE, WHY.I never got this. Why do people lowride? Because quite frankly, looking like your torso is detached from your butt-crack is not something I will look at and say:<br />
"Wow, that looks so attractive"<br />
Because if you think pants are supposed to be worn by your ankles or knees, well, what's the easiest explanation to that? They're not.<br />
So, people: Please wear your pants. You're a buttcrack away from becoming a streaker.<br />
Thanks,<br />
A concerned sane person.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-30026603798032124932014-10-21T23:16:00.000-07:002014-10-24T15:37:40.130-07:00Fake baby?I was in McDonald's today, and everything was good with the world. Besides the fact I was eating, y'know, chicken feet..<br />
But that's besides the fact. We were having a nice greasy meal, when this mom and her three children walked in. She had one baby slung across her shoulder, and a little girl holding the other baby. She stood in line, waiting to order for about 5 minutes. Until I came to the stunning realization that none of her babies except for the child were moving. The baby just stood there, starring into space.<br />
I casually walked over to to the McDonald's menu and glanced at the baby. Still frozen. Not sure if she left the baby in the freezer or something, because it looked pretty darn real. And why would a woman bring two fake babies to a restaurant?<br />
Can a fake baby expert please tell me? I am genuinely confuzzled at this predicament.<br />
So then, she proceeds to take a seat by a table, and propped up a pink baby seat. She placed the baby by the window, and it was starring out the window. On our way out, I glanced at the baby again, and it was a doll. They were all dolls except for the little girl. Unless they make them that real looking.<br />
I won't discriminate against her doll-child culture, since I'm kind of like that with my books, mmmm paper. Wait, I don't think people talk about their children like that..<br />
"Mmm..skin" Yeah, that doesn't sound like a motherly thing. Unless your mom's a cannibal. I'm getting off topic.<br />
Anyways, can a real-person-but-not-quite-expert explain this? Thank you, sir/Ma'am, may you be blessed with many fake babies under the golden arches.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-27821937871678438302014-10-20T22:58:00.001-07:002014-10-20T22:58:41.289-07:00Flappy Bird and BooksI had the priviledge to go to a writing festival the other day, and I know, it sounds boring to our demographic. But I also met someone who inspired me to write again, a very talented author, Kim Thuy. So i'll dedicate this weird blog post to her. Thank you, Kim. <div>
Our generation is pretty illiterate. Not too many people care about actually picking up a book. I know I'm gonna sound like quite the bummer, but really, there's so much more we can learn than just by reading an article on how much this generation reads.<div>
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It also ties into how much our generation doesn't want to do anything, and quite frankly, that's pretty sad. We don't all know what we want to do, with the pressures of society, but sitting on your phone playing flappy bird isn't going to help the matter.</div>
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You don't need to become Kim Kardashian's plastic surgeon, but you can find something that makes your life line up perfectly. Something you enjoy. Maybe taking chances and learning about great people can help you out.</div>
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So whatever it is you want to try, the stupidest thing it may sound like, give it a go. (Don't say Professional Flappy Bird Player, I mean, why is a bird with botox jumping through tubes? That's creepy stuff, man)</div>
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Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, it's never too early to get up and do something new or interesting. </div>
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Don't play flappy bird.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-74094741410269856442014-10-07T22:02:00.006-07:002014-10-09T22:01:15.190-07:00Bathrooms.Kay, bathrooms are poopie. They just are. Well literally they are, because that is where your poopies flow. So it would be natural to call it poopie. DANGIT COMPUTER I CAN SPELL POOPIE HOW I FEEL LIKE, AIGHT?!<br />
I may...have some..anger issues..<br />
Anyways, many many awkward moments span from the tiny room to store all that..stuff. So today I decided what better thing to talk about other than BATHROOMS!<br />
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Probably the most annoying thing is that little line from hell between bathroom stalls. Y'know, the ones that are small enough so that you can still make eye contact with that one person waiting for you to hurry up with your dump? Yeah.<br />
Think about it, one little wall is dividing you from privacy and causing a public disturbance. (I'd like to apologize to anyone who forgot how to poop while reading this blog post)<br />
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Then there's the people who forget where the toilet is, so once you arrive in the stall, there is a yellow fluid coating the ground. Ew. Okay? Ma'am, do you think I enjoy the thought of trying to pass lake Linda or whatever your name is? No, Lake Linda is not on my bucket list.<br />
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This personally happened to me. I was on a roadtrip, and decided to go into the little girls room. (Let me clarify, I mean girls bathroom, not really randomly walking into a little girls' room. That would be awkward. And illegal.)<br />
And there was a white liquid coming from the side of the other stall. To this day, I have not figured out what it is.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">EW.</span><br />
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I think I might hate bathrooms.<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-14569299577238350792014-10-05T17:49:00.000-07:002014-10-05T17:49:47.448-07:00Evil Ice Cream TruckerIf many of you may recall, I have a post on how I will trick people with an Ice Cream Truck. I resent that. IT'S EVIL. PURE EVIL.<br />
Today I got a Slurpee at Seven-Eleven, and when I got home, behold.<br />
I hear a faint jingle. Could it be? It drives up, slowly. Taunting me. It pulls up.<br />
Let me say here during the summer not once has an ice cream truck driven by. BUT IN OCTOBER?<br />
Listen here ice cream trucker. You sir, are an evil mastermind.<br />
Nobody drives an Ice Cream Truck in October. Nobody okay? It's up there with<br />
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In other news, releasing a YouTube video for you guys soon, so comment on a topic or thing you'd like me to do, and I might use it. Or don't. I'm not your mother. Do what you want to do. Unless it's driving an Ice Cream Truck after I bought a Slurpee. Then don't.<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-7831320826198902382014-09-29T22:27:00.001-07:002014-09-29T22:27:47.809-07:00Bad-ass Italian guyHe was old. He was unenthusiastic. He was buying toothpaste. Isn't that just the definition of bad-ass? Nothing says you kick butt like saying "I need to clean my mouth"<br />
Let me introduce this hell-of-a-guy to you. I was at Costco, and me and my mother were in line with our cart filled with "Healthy snacks" and stuff. We all know the line in Costco is longer than the great freaking wall of China, because who doesn't love to buy ten boxes of raisin bran, just cuz?<br />
So this guy suddenly just looked blankly at the cash register and said:<br />
"I needa go gets me some moar moneys.."<br />
And walked deeper into Costco, leaving his three items just sitting there. He didn't care that we had a cart full of toiletries about to explode, nah he just walks deeper into Costco (Because by the way, since when has walking deeper into the store where you buy stuff, the place you'll find the money to pay for your darn Sensodyne!<br />
This guy is the new Chuck Norris. Just you watch out.<br />
Kudos to you sir, we just spent five more minutes in line.<br />
Bye.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-33755835323851457612014-09-25T21:29:00.004-07:002014-09-25T21:29:48.083-07:00Lizards and CoinsSo, if many of you know me, I used to live in Thailand. I was a little child back then (Mentally I still am, but shh, nobody needs to know..just kidding, my insanity is on the inter-webs for everyone to see, so yes.)<br />
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Today I am going to talk about a really sensitive subject between me and my family, it's gonna be hard.<br />
Still here? Just kidding it's not sensitive at all. Just some good 'Ol false adverstising. Okay, shut up Monique.<br />
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When I was in Thailand, I lived in a house with a crap-ton of wildlife. Feel like getting a cup of coffee? BAM. Frickin' snake in your living room. And we had a lady who came to tend the gardens, dunno why, I mean, there could be a rare radioactive Pokemon in the bushes waiting to kill you. We had a calm little pond with a bunch of nice 'ol fishies. Until one day we saw fishies dissapear. For some reason they were all migrating, and they didn't even pay the darn rent..<br />
So every day we saw less fishies swimming, until one day, the culprit laid it's scaly, ugly self upon our eyes.<br />
(Now you're probably thinking - Monique, that's not a very nice thing to say about a person.) Plot twist. It was a big freaking Monitor lizard just sitting in our yard! A Big. Freaking. Monitor. Lizard.<br />
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"Y'know, just chilling, don't mind me, but I rate your snack bar five stars!"<br />
Now wait, it gets better. The lady who tended the yards came rushing in yelling:<br />
"Wait! Wait! Take this coin! Take the coin and scratch it on the lizard's back! It'll then show you the winning numbers for the lottery!"<br />
Okay, who in the right mind, I mean, who in the right mind, is going to scratch that?!<br />
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<img height="150" src="http://asianitinerary.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Clouded-Monitor-Lizard.jpg" width="200" /><br />
That scaly mother-trucker!<br />
So yeah, a small note to you. No, my mother is not going to scratch a coin on a potentially murderous dinosaur lizard. So please, refrain from becoming a millionaire.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-55142109348159901522014-09-21T20:16:00.002-07:002014-09-21T20:40:06.157-07:00An Open letter to teenagersThis doesn't just go out towards girls. And I mean that, because who are we to perpetuate double standards, right? I find this particular topic needs to be addressed, so bare with me. Recently, a YouTuber released a video of him pinching girl's butts, and he meant it as a "Prank". I find it hard to find words for this, because girls themselves now find this to be "Okay". That people treating you in a low and degrading way is just nonsensical feminism and bickering.<br />
First of all, let me say that if a girl was to go out and touch a guy's butt, I would have the same reaction.<br />
People have gone as low as to defend something against them, trying to prove..what?!<br />
Trying to prove that you don't want to be associated with people who treat you with respect, that if someone was to touch your body without your consent, and then apologize, it would be alright? Not sure what you're fighting for, then. Really teenagers, wise up. (Or anyone)<br />
You're worth more.<br />
Just give yourself that worth.<br />
Because it's up to you what your value is, and what you let others do with your body.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-49313284095769660342014-09-12T15:00:00.000-07:002014-09-12T15:00:01.163-07:00You're flying low, you idiot.Let me just start off with saying I ain't a pilot.<br />
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I didn't know <b>the</b> lingo. </div>
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I was innocent, frail.</div>
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Yes, today we shall talk about the first time someone told me my fly was open.</div>
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For those not familiar with this term, it is when you don't zip up the zipper on your jeans. Fun stuff, I know.<br />
It was back in grade five, and me being the idiot I was (Oops sorry did I use past-tense?) IS, I said<br />
"What? I'm not flying?!"<br />
And of course they were repeating the term as if i'd know it, and all I'd do was repeat the fact I was not in a plane. Not to mention me squatting to make myself shorter..<br />
WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING?! I AM NOT A FREAKING PILOT!<br />
In the end they proceeded to point at the gate to one's lady gardens, something one would rather not hear about. So I zipped up my jeans, and felt like I was an airplane the entire day.<br />
The worst part of it is, I didn't even get to fly...<br />
...So next time someone says you are rather close to the runway, remember, you're not flying.<br />
You just gotta close the door.<br />
This message was sponsored by the International Association Of You-didn't-get-the-lingo Victims.<br />
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(P.S For you lovable gullible people, it's not real, don't look it up.)<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-14460353425705809382014-09-11T17:47:00.001-07:002014-09-11T17:49:15.158-07:00PARKOUR, YO<span style="font-size: x-large;">1,000 BLOG VIEWS!</span><br />
To think this many people read my insane thoughts, and actually relate to it is, well, INSANE!<br />
Y'know what's more insane? My comma use. I like to use commas for dramatic pauses, like this one.<br />
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Now, while I may have all these people reading, i'll never really be as famous as my celebrity friend, Anna.<br />
Because y'know, you're never famous until you're considered famous by someone who has done nothing to be famous. Yes ladies and gentleladies, I am talking about the Kim Kardashian game. She has 9.5 fans, and no I cannot give you her autograph, form a line.<br />
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I learned parkour today. And while many of you may be a master of parkour, none of you will ever be as good as me. Sorry to crush your dreams, but someone needed to tell you the truth. I single-handedly did some nice parkour over my dog and threw my laptop l this morning, and it only resulted in minor injuries. Okay, I'm lying. I did it onto my dog, but the details don't matter, kay?<br />
Now in case you didn't get that last one, I didn't intentionally do this. It was thanks to the one and only sidekick to my clumsy-ness,<br />
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<img src="http://www.chicagonow.com/becoming-nikki-lynette/files/2014/03/netflix.jpg" height="252" width="320" /><br />
He's my boyfriend of course, and I still remember the pick-up-line I used on Netflix.<br />
"Are you Netflix? Cuz I want to watch you all day long."<br />
Anyways, come to me for any fangirl parkour lessons, but be prepared to feel the feels, and if you aren't up for the pain, go find a shady guy with a hoodie on a building or somethin'. I'm sure he'll set you up.<br />
So thank you viewers, and if you have any comments, leave 'em below!<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-63679414113850303562014-08-28T01:28:00.000-07:002014-08-28T01:28:12.567-07:00The dreaded day approaches. The dreaded day approaches. Prisoners file in line waiting for the dreaded moment. The moment their freedom is taken away from them as the dictatorship rules their lives.<br />
In related news, school is in a week. I guess the first day of school is exciting. Y'know spending a couple 300 bucks on school supplies to show them off for a day, then realize you only have a pencil left for the rest of the entire year? Awesome.<br />
You know how the entire world is throwing cold water on themselves for charity? Well, I'll tell you what. Guess who called? Environmentalists. They want their water back. As soon as they finish throwing water on themselves. No, but really, donate money for ALS research, it's a good cause.<br />
They're starting to bring out fall clothes. You know why they call it fall? Because we all want to fall asleep forever because winter is coming. (Well at least until winter's over, so for us in Canada, we want to be awake for maybe a week)<br />
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On the bright side for anybody who reads this, that means more stories of me almost dying on a skihill, so YAY FOR NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES FOR THE BENEFIT OF OTHERS! WEE!<br />
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So expect more embarrassing stories in the coming months. Also, stay tuned for my great first day extravaganza next week on Monday.<br />
Who knows what things I'll trip over or fall into.<br />
Until then, you will need to find amusement in this:<br />
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The amusement is it's nothing, so you'll need to figure out what the blank spot means.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-55911441139183462292014-08-19T01:45:00.001-07:002014-08-19T01:45:44.262-07:00Monique's Guide to being a weirdo in publicEveryone's always all about being polite in public. What's that? Just kidding, I can't even go up to someone and ask them for those little ketchup packets. I guess I shouldn't ask the person in the next stall of the bathroom for ketchup packets.<br />
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No but to be perfectly candid, I am shy and polite in person. That's why I decided to put together a list of things you should do in public for me! Pfft, I'm not ruining my reputation, go ruin yours for me!</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><u>Monique's Guide to being a weirdo in public</u></span></div>
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1. Walk around a mall or somewhere while muttering to yourself</div>
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"Darn, where did my pet snake go?"<br />
2. In the bathroom, quietly slip a note to the person in the next stall that says:<br />
Do you like me?<br />
Yes or no?<br />
3. In an elevator sing<br />
"YOU'RE ABOUT TO ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE!"<br />
4. Go to a maternity store and try some clothes on. When the store clerk comes over and asks you have everything is doing say:<br />
Why do these clothes make me look pregnant?<br />
5. Ask a random stranger for an autograph and then squeel like a teenager.<br />
6. Go to a store and pick out a bunch of random items. Walk to the cashier. When they ask you if you're ready quietly whisper:<br />
"You'll need these items in your future, use them wisely."<br />
Slowly walk away.<br />
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Alright, see you guys.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-18600606389754362622014-08-18T00:22:00.002-07:002014-08-18T00:22:32.865-07:00Diary of a hormonal fourteen-year-old (Slash mutant fly thing human baby..) (thing)Yeah, put this in the embarrassing teen diary entries, but you know it's true. People, you know it's true.<br />
In advance, I'd like to apologize that I haven't written for, like, a month. I was busy doin' stuff. Y'know, the kind of stuff you dismiss as stuff because it isn't actually stuff it's just you doing nothing and probably fighting with a stranger on the internet over what fictional character is the best? No..you people don't do that? Well then I just made this very awkward between the two of us. I think we need to see other people.<br />
Wow I just single-handedly confessed all my inner secrets and broke up with a blog reader in a paragraph. Good for me. I am getting better at this blogging jazz.<br />
Right. Hormones. I'd like to explain the fact that I like reading. In case you didn't already get it after the countless blog entries about fictional characters, writing, and books. Pfft, clueless. Am I damaging your self-esteem? I feel like I am damaging your self esteem.<br />
Annnnywayys, it seems nowadays I have the attention span of a mutant-fly-thing.<br />
Maybe I am growing younger, maybe I am an old person now, and I am just growing younger. Maybe I am a human baby! Y'know, that little exclamation mark after human baby just makes it sound more naive than I thought it would sound.<br />
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Hi, I'm back. Okay, I guess what this "Diary" is trying to prove is that I need therapy and I am now a mutant-fly-thing-human-baby<br />
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P.S I missed talking to you guys or this pixelated paper, whichever one of the two. If you stuck around this long, gold star for you!<br />
P.P.S Everybody knows that everyone only reads the Ps parts of my blog because they are the only sane part of the entries. Or maybe because I give out stars. Wuttever..<br />
See ya!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592722266183483791noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7113222577659246354.post-46128181991123460342014-07-09T20:27:00.001-07:002014-07-09T20:27:23.257-07:00Nope. Nope, nope. Whenever I am in public with my brother, and my parents are doing productive things with their lives, people often mistake me as a teen mom. I remember it like it was just last summer. Because it was. We went to a football game, and my parents went off to buy us some junk food before the game. I guess the woman behind us was blind until my parents left, and she started talking to me:<br />
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Her: Aw, wow, he's so well behaved (She says talking about my brother)<br />
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Me: Hehe, yeah, I guess.<br />
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Her: How old is he?<br />
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Me: Oh he's eight years old.<br />
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Her: Wow, you must have had him really early. (If I had a kid who is eight, and I am fourteen, then I would have had him when I was six. MATH! MATH, PEOPLE! Not sure what's more surprising, the fact that I am preaching about Math or the fact that people think I would have a kid at six.<br />
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Me: (Suddenly confused) Um..<br />
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Her: Well y'know my daughter is a teen mom as well, and she just had her kid. (She turns and faces my brother) You have a really good mother!<br />
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Me: He he, um, well you see, he's actually not my son. He's my brother...<br />
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Her: (Realizes) Oh, right.<br />
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I always tell people this, but they just sort of give me this look like: Yeah, right. Your brother that you squished out of your uterus!<br />
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So, no, I did not have a kid at six just in case you were wondering. Also, lady behind me at football game can you get some new glasses? Yeah, because if I ever see you again I don't want you asking me if I am my grandmother's sister, or my brother's in-law or whatever else you have planned. (in case you were wondering, I'm neither).<br />
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